Cupcake dreams

A couple weeks ago I had this weird dream in which I was eating a cupcake. I don't know why I dreamed I was eating a cupcake, but I did. When I woke up in the morning I was totally craving a cupcake...with pink icing. I haven't eaten a cupcake in years, probably many years, so my cupcake craving had to be filled.

I started first with grocery chains like Safeway, Sobey's, and Sunterra Market but I got nothing. Yes, they had cupcakes, but they just looked gross. The conveyor belt assembly of a 1000 different chemicals and additives cupcakes aren't going to cut it. I was craving one of those homemade bake sale cupcakes or the kind your mom made when you were a kid, or in my case that your friend's mom made. Cam and Mike I'm looking at you two!! So I tried checking out some small local bakeries in hopes of finding some, but struck out again. All I want is a cupcake, is that too much to ask?!

I finally caved in and bought these fancy cupcakes from Safeway. I say fancy because they cost $1.50 each. I had seen them before was turned off the "icing" which resembles a coiled dog turd.

It does look like a turd right?? It's just pink or blue. They actually had a chocolate cupcake with the chocolate icing which looked too scary to eat, but you could probably have a lot of other fun with it. It looks a bit weird and I'm sure you're all wondering one thing.

Q: How does it taste?
A: GROSS!!

The icing is horrendous. The icing itself on my cupcake must have weighed about a pound. I took one bite and then just cut the rest of the icing off with a knife and threw it in the garbage. Usually, I can stomach food even if it's not the best especially when I pay for it, but this cupcake crossed the line. In the end my cupcake craving was put to rest, but unfortunately only by eating something totally disgusting.