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This afternoon I got my haircut because it was getting long enough that it could be combed. Not cool. I went to my usual place and sat down and the guy asked if I wanted the usual and as usual I said yes. So he starts cutting. I looked in the mirror and was like "That's not the usual." It was a little shorter than what I'm used to. Yes, my hair has pretty much always been short, but I don't want it to be too short. He used the #2 guard on the razor instead of the #3, so now my hair is too short. Having real short hair just makes my fat head look even fatter. Hey, it'll grow back, but I guess I'll have to wear a hat until it does.