The drive

Oh yeah, I'm in Cranbrook right now.  I left early this morning because I had to be back in time to pick up Logan and Avery at school as everyone was at work.  So much for sleeping in.

I threw out the garbage before I left and interrupted an alternation between Orangey and the black cat which I think lives across the street.  Orangey is just nice and friendly, but the black cat was a little more nervous although talkative.  Orangey is scritchin' on the cement.

The weather was nice and for some reason lots of cops, sherriffs and peace officers going though the park.  I'm surprised I didn't get pulled over as one of my headlights is burned out.  I'm dropping it off at the shop in the morning to get it replaced.  On the way back I stopped at a certain gas station in Radium.

Husky is on the other side of the road, so I stopped at Petro Canada because it was on my side of the road.  I went and used the washroom and they also had an adult novelty dispenser in it.  Do all the gas stations in Radium have one of these?  Don't worry I remember to take a picture this time.  Health Mart??

That vending machine must make mad money because there is a sign on it that says "Cash Removed Daily". It makes that much bank.

This one has "V" the ultimate herbal viagra, Genie's Delights politically incorrect novelties, Wet 'N Wild condoms and finally Max Arouse maximum strength herbal aphrodisiac.  I went with the Genie's Delights because it was only $1 and I wanted to get the much vaulted Bin Laden condom.  The bad news is that the thing I got had a dude on it and was from the company that brought us Sneak-A-Peak.  The good news is that I can't find the thing now.  I put it in my jacket pocket and then when I got home went to look for it, but it was gone.  I probably dropped it in the school yard when I was picking up Logan and Avery.  Whoops.

Today was Avery's birthday, so he got cake and presents.  I gave him his pogo stick and told him I would come visit him in the hospital.  He seemed more excited that he got a Justin Beiber CD though.  I need a new nephew, preferably a cool one.

Stay tuned for more adventures from Cranbrook.  I might see Willie, but I'm just waiting to hear back from him.  He likes to leave everything to the last second, you know how he is.