He just won the monkey lottery.
Cody sat on his gun and it broke. He is lucky it didn't go off.
And with that I give you the official 900th post here on my blog. I don't know why, but it seems every time one of these milestones rolls around it's a stupid quickie filler post. I should probably start planning ahead for the big 1000. Hopefully, I find something really cool at the thrift store for that one.