"Oh yeah, I just shot that dude in the nuts!"
"You had the entire the day off work and I asked you clean to up the kitchen and it's still a mess?!"
"Can't you see I'm busy, I'll do it later!!"
"Dude, what the hell...MY LEG!!"
Doctors were able to successfully reattach the severed appendage with no permanent damage and the patient went on to lead a normal life.
"Booyah, nut shot bitch!!"
Still a mess...