Because look I got a cell phone!
I know I'm not cool because that phone wasn't even cool when I got it almost six years ago. That is my OLD phone my dad bought me when I started working in Airdrie because he thought I needed a phone because I would be driving a lot. It was "pay as you go", so I just bought air time as I needed it. Turns out I never needed it, so I didn't use it much. I think I texted Cam twice. When I quit working at Airdrie I quit using the phone, so I quit putting money on it. Eventually, the number lapsed because I didn't use it, but Telus gave it back to me for free just because they are so nice. Then later I went to add money to it, but I couldn't remember my PIN, so I couldn't add the money and that was that. I'm assuming the number lapsed again, but whatever.
I just started using it again because it makes a pretty good alarm clock. When it goes off in the morning I don't have to reach all the way over to my actual alarm clock I just reach down beside my bed for the phone. Sometimes I just put the phone right beside me on my bed. It's loud, but I just roll over and turn it off. Plus I can program in different alarm times and just pick what time I need to get up when I go to bed. That is nice if my schedule is different day to day, so I don't have to manually change my alarm every night like a chump. I wonder if the iPhone has an alarm on it?